That is actually many random dreams all smooshed into a single night’s REM session after consuming kudu loin dressed with strawberries….

It all started with a whole bunch of peole and myself, and possibly two old people who were tourists, all gathered around a bus or ferry terminal trying to determine where to go. After much thought, I’m sure I some of us ended up swimming around to whatever destination we were after. Unlike most dreams where I interact with water, I didn’t actually feel wet after the swim in this one.

A scene jump happened, and I ended up back home, only to greet my mum in the middle of a cockroach infestation. I was hiding behind a couch while my mum was on the other side of it, stamping some big brown cockroaches as they landed after flying around – the ground was a mess! Some came out from beneath the couch while some were in the air. I also killed a few, but the more we squished, the more that spawned, until I eventually fled the scene.

I ended up hanging out with a group of slightly shady characters in a dark alleyway, where I had to use my guile to take very light bags of poorly coloured gold nuggets away from dodgy looking people. Essentially, stealing bags of fake pyrite in front of thieves…. I also managed to score an additional bag that had a necklace made of a rainbow of tiny beads.

As I walked back to my “friends,” my PoV switched to that of a small being trapped in a small, dark room. By randomly throwing things against the wall in front of me, I managed to eventually break it down and emerged… back into my human self, where I was then staring at a hamster who had knocked a hole in the wall and came through it, bits of rock in a pile in front of it.

So after all this, we then finally had to return all these goods to work, so we got in a van, where lo and behold, neil perry was in the back seat just chilling. I couldn’t believe it was him, but it was, so I said I wanted to have a picture with him and he was all cool about it, except even though I took two selfies with him, they weren’t showing up on my phone. He was so chill, except for the fact that he was also talking about highly techincal tin foil hat things, such as hacking networks and making sure our devices didn’t have viruses.

That concludes my very random dream where too many weird things happened all at once.

I just want to make very nice bone marrow soup :)