So today I was coffeeing it up and decided to try and see if I could order a “magic” and see if it would work. But of course, being the coffee nub that I am, it managed to backfire.

I thought I was cool by asking, “if I ordered a magic, what would you give me?”

And was uncooled by the barista’s response of, “black or white?”

MIND BLOWN!

Now that I know, it sounds twice as awesome as before, but who would ever want to walk up to the counter and say, “I’d like a white magic please.” I mean, black magic is just so much cooler, though I don’t think I could handle one of them. Not unless it was the most amazing beans mmmmmmm.

In any case, it’s just as cool  to say “double ris three quarter flat white” very quickly because it makes you sound amazing PLUS the barista will understand it just fine.

And one day I might make the following:

Deconstructed Apple Pie

Elderflower jelly, cinnamon apple sauce, fresh apple mince, dehydrated raspberry bits and shortbread crumbs, sugar crystal topped shortbread, fresh elderflowers.

I really need to do a deconstruction one day.